Has twitter replaced the Parliament ?

We all have witnessed politicians fighting , quarreling and  throwing shoes at each other in the parliament but the current scenario of social networking site becoming a cause of relief for the Lok Sabha Speaker seems quite shocking . With eminent leaders of political parties shooting tweets against each other , twitter has now become the new parliament . The only difference between the old and the new parliament is that the latter has greater transparency while the former shows transparency only when its esteemed members are caught watching porn movies and barging into each others personal territories .



The Congress and the BJP entered into a series of words after the latter demanded the dismissal of the Uttarakhand government for not handling the disaster properly . Information and Broadcasting Minister Manish Tiwari in his bid to save Congress tweeted "H'onble LOP's have mindspace to critique govt proposals on CBI autonomy that are yet to be placed before SC but no time to visit Uttrakhand." You can accuse me of dragging the tweet further but i am helpless . I am unaware of the abbreviation LOP's and that is why i have decided to give the abbreviation my own meaning - 'Lok Sabha Opponents' . It might sound odd but it fits the bill accurately . I really appreciate Manish Tewari's strike to avenge his party's ignominy but little did he realize that making such statements requires accurate knowledge about the subject. Poor Manish didn't bother to heed to my advice and thus suffered shame at the hands of BJP leader Sushma Swaraj . Sushma Swaraj hit back at Manesh Tiwari saying that it was Home Minsiter Sushil Kumar Shinde who had asked 'dignitaries' to stay away as it would hamper rescue operations. Going a step further she even acknowledged her contribution by saying that it was she who made Congress realize the "scale of tragedy". 



While every tweet managed to make an impact , the one by the new media cell appointed by the Congress party stole the show . It said "@SushmaSwarajbjp Pyre of many Victims of this Natural Calamity still warm. First BJP tried to take credit of evacuating 15000 in a day! 1/2 Instead of helping in relief works in U'khand, don't try to use this calamity as a Political Opportunity! #NoPoliticsOverCalamity." No politics over calamity - a line mouthed by every political party and not followed by any . While Congress chose to play safe with "No politics over calamity" Sushma Swaraj launched an attack on the government "What has your state Government done ? Nothing. The living are starving. The dead are being robbed. And you are patting you. Those who cannot govern in crisis do not deserve to be in the Government even for a day" she tweeted angrily.Though Congress has my hearty sympathies i cannot deny the reason behind Shushma Swaraj's anger . The clip of sadhus robbing dead people uncovers a dangerous state of human emotion . People call it ruthlessness , devilish but has anybody thought what made them perform such an inhuman act ? Sushmaji When the living do not have anything to eat , they will obviously resort to robbery and what better than robbing a dead person . My words might sound harsh but so is the reality . As rescue operations come to an end , the tweeter battle commences .


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Cricket lingo | Sports humour

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Have you ever witnessed an interaction between a cricket lover and a stranger to cricket ? If not , then checkout the funny conversation between Pankaj , a cricket lover and Neal , a stranger to cricket .
                                                  

                                                               Part 1  

Pankaj              :  Yehhhhh LBW !!!

Neal                 :  What ! I thought its a family game

Pankaj              :  Well , it surely is . What made u think it isn't ?

Neal                 :  you said LBW , right ?

Pankaj              :   yeah , so ?

Neal                 :  You mean  the players are allowed to interact with their par tners before the wicket ?

Pankaj              :  What are you saying ?

Neal                 :  hey man ! isn't it love before wicket ? how can they possibly do that in front of a public audience .

Pankaj              :  Ghosh man ! you almost scared me . Its Leg before wicket , a sign of the batsman being  out and hence out of the field .

Neal (smiling)     :  Hell ! you should have told me first .. i had almost imagined the scene :)

Pankaj               :  Give me a break !

Neal                  :  Sure .. By the way what's E ?

Pankaj               :  E refers to economy .. its ..

Neal                  :  I didn't know cricket was such a fair and transparent game

Pankaj               :  What ? I mean Why ?

Neal                  :  All the money matters are discussed on the field . The game's so economical man ! I wonder why people accuse cricketers of being involved into import and export business

Pankaj               :  Give your mind some rest ! Economy means runs allowed per over and who said you that cricketers are involved in import , export business ?

Neal                  :  There were reports of people exporting towels and money to players while players imported them victory

Pankaj               :  That's match fixing man !

Neal  (disgusted):  They fix the match by putting towels in their pants ?

Pankaj               : Yes !

Neal                  :  Ghosh .. i didn't know cricketers were so gay .. and you said cricket was a family game

Pankaj               :  It is and what's gay about them ?

Neal                  :  Come on man ! towels ? What's the need of putting towels into pants unless you are trying to take the batsman to the dressing room ?

Pankaj(irritated):  Shut up you jerk ! what are you thinking ? Match fixing means playing according to directions of the bookies , before you ask me who bookies are .. bokkies are the ones who buy the players ...

Neal                  :  Okay ! but still what has that got to do with towels

Pankaj               :  Hell ! its just a sign to inform the bookie that he is on it .. got it dumb-ass ?

Neal                  :  Well yes !

                                                             Part 2 

Neal (amazed)     :  Hey bro ! i didn't know cricket had a tie with internet

Pankaj                 :  Internet ? Where did that come from ?

Neal                    :  Isn't that IP ? Does cricket too have a protocol ?

Pankaj                 :  No .. its not that protocol ?

Neal                    :  I got your point .. its "Interest Protocol" ! see , i told you they were not straight

Pankaj                 :  Idiot .. IP means " innings played"

Neal                     :  Oh ! Why do they have to relate everything to love , interest , attraction ? Anybody would doubt them

Pankaj                  :  Only idiots like you would do that

Neal                     :  I am not an idiot .. its their fault .. look at this "Short square leg"

Pankaj                  :  So ?

Neal                     : So ? I mean .. why is the commentator interested in the fielder's leg ?

Pankaj                  :  He isn't interested in the fielder's leg , i mean he is but ...

Neal                     :  See , there you go .. the cat is out of the bag .. you agree that they are ...

Pankaj                  :  Oh! give me a break , the commentator in interested in the fielders position

Neal                     :  Damn !

                                              Part 3 

Neal                    :  God! How are u even watching this game ? they are no less then MTV ?

Pankaj                 :  What ? MTV ?

Neal                    :  Yeah man ! see there , they have written 52* , 62* .. i mean , this is supposed to be a family show , how can they just beep the words !

Pankaj :               :  Great ! number followed by an asterix refers to the amount of runs made by the batsman and still being not out

Neal                     :  To hell with you and this game man ! they have such perverted abbreviations for every term .

Pankaj                  :  It isn't the game which is perverted , you are a pervert !

Neal                     :  Whatever man ! i like this game .. shut up and watch it

Pankaj                  :  You are impossible

Neal                     :  But i am not a cricketer , so do not expect anything of that sort from me

Pankaj                  :  means ?

Neal                     :  towels , interest ...  ;)

Pankaj                  :  Come on man ! stop being such a jerk and enjoy the game .


I hope you enjoyed it too .

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Modi and his 'Fundas'

Time and again i am asked about Narendra Modi and Gujrat . I usually describe both of them in a single term which often confuse people . I won't be wrong if i say that Narendra Modi  would be a nobody without Gujarat. Literally , they are like a cordial couple who go hand in hand helping each other in times of need .

Do i hate Modi or in simple words am i an Anti-Modi ? Perhaps yes . I am a huge fan of Justice Katju and no wonder i am against him but at  the same time i can't ignore Modi or his developmental schemes . Justice Katju's article on Modi  tells the sheer reality of Gujarat  "Should the malnourished of Gujarat eat roads , electricity and factories created by Modi ?"  Well , he might be blamed for being outspoken or accused of suffering from 'foot in mouth disease' but his words cannot be shunned only to please a particular party . As  the Chairman of the "Press Council Of India" he is entitled to speak his mind.

Why Anti-Modi ?

Modi has enough supporters to  get cast for the prime ministerial post . People hold grudge against him for various reasons but the Godhra riots tops the list . Modi , a man of words cannot be taken down easily forcing people to resort to the aforementioned riots to get his heart racing yet there have been instances when he has opened his mouth accusing the neighboring states , than under Congress for denying any kind of help . His Hindutwa image or his nonchalant reaction when asked about Godhra riots has done very little to tarnish his image . His sudden walkout from an interview continues to do rounds and so called "Anti-Modi's " are more than happy to recall it . 

 

2014 elections and RSS

One cannot ignore his excellency with words . Making his pitch for the 2014 Lok Sabha Elections , he said 'It isn't in Congress's blood to take country forward' but was quick to add that "Pranab Mukherjee would have made a better PM" . His obsession with RSS is well known yet he refuses to acknowledge their relationship . The ‘Panchjanya’ statement by Kamal Sandesh literally brought their relationship under strain yet Modi managed to slip away. Their promise to stand by each other is what makes their relationship special .

Second Iron Man

Often deemed to be the "second Iron Man Of India" he , i agree , has the capability of taking Gujrat ahead but at the same time i cannot ignore the fact that he was actually involved in the Godhra massacre . Is Sanjeev Bhat wrong ?  Journalists who have witnessed the heinous incident wrong ? I am not sure . Well , he might be vindictive but at the same time he is a headstrong man . A man who was a  nobody twelve years back is now the most powerful man of India and as they say with 'great power comes greater responsibility'.

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