Have you ever witnessed an interaction between a cricket lover and a stranger to cricket ? If not , then checkout the funny conversation between Pankaj , a cricket lover and Neal , a stranger to cricket .
Part 1
Pankaj : Yehhhhh LBW !!!
Neal : What ! I thought its a family game
Pankaj : Well , it surely is . What made u think it isn't ?
Neal : you said LBW , right ?
Pankaj : yeah , so ?
Neal : You mean the players are allowed to interact with their par tners before the wicket ?
Pankaj : What are you saying ?
Neal : hey man ! isn't it love before wicket ? how can they possibly do that in front of a public audience .
Pankaj : Ghosh man ! you almost scared me . Its Leg before wicket , a sign of the batsman being out and hence out of the field .
Neal (smiling) : Hell ! you should have told me first .. i had almost imagined the scene :)
Pankaj : Give me a break !
Neal : Sure .. By the way what's E ?
Pankaj : E refers to economy .. its ..
Neal : I didn't know cricket was such a fair and transparent game
Pankaj : What ? I mean Why ?
Neal : All the money matters are discussed on the field . The game's so economical man ! I wonder why people accuse cricketers of being involved into import and export business
Pankaj : Give your mind some rest ! Economy means runs allowed per over and who said you that cricketers are involved in import , export business ?
Neal : There were reports of people exporting towels and money to players while players imported them victory
Pankaj : That's match fixing man !
Neal (disgusted): They fix the match by putting towels in their pants ?
Pankaj : Yes !
Neal : Ghosh .. i didn't know cricketers were so gay .. and you said cricket was a family game
Pankaj : It is and what's gay about them ?
Neal : Come on man ! towels ? What's the need of putting towels into pants unless you are trying to take the batsman to the dressing room ?
Pankaj(irritated): Shut up you jerk ! what are you thinking ? Match fixing means playing according to directions of the bookies , before you ask me who bookies are .. bokkies are the ones who buy the players ...
Neal : Okay ! but still what has that got to do with towels
Pankaj : Hell ! its just a sign to inform the bookie that he is on it .. got it dumb-ass ?
Neal : Well yes !
Part 2
Neal (amazed) : Hey bro ! i didn't know cricket had a tie with internet
Pankaj : Internet ? Where did that come from ?
Neal : Isn't that IP ? Does cricket too have a protocol ?
Pankaj : No .. its not that protocol ?
Neal : I got your point .. its "Interest Protocol" ! see , i told you they were not straight
Pankaj : Idiot .. IP means " innings played"
Neal : Oh ! Why do they have to relate everything to love , interest , attraction ? Anybody would doubt them
Pankaj : Only idiots like you would do that
Neal : I am not an idiot .. its their fault .. look at this "Short square leg"
Pankaj : So ?
Neal : So ? I mean .. why is the commentator interested in the fielder's leg ?
Pankaj : He isn't interested in the fielder's leg , i mean he is but ...
Neal : See , there you go .. the cat is out of the bag .. you agree that they are ...
Pankaj : Oh! give me a break , the commentator in interested in the fielders position
Neal : Damn !
Part 3
Neal : God! How are u even watching this game ? they are no less then MTV ?
Pankaj : What ? MTV ?
Neal : Yeah man ! see there , they have written 52* , 62* .. i mean , this is supposed to be a family show , how can they just beep the words !
Pankaj : : Great ! number followed by an asterix refers to the amount of runs made by the batsman and still being not out
Neal : To hell with you and this game man ! they have such perverted abbreviations for every term .
Pankaj : It isn't the game which is perverted , you are a pervert !
Neal : Whatever man ! i like this game .. shut up and watch it
Pankaj : You are impossible
Neal : But i am not a cricketer , so do not expect anything of that sort from me
Pankaj : means ?
Neal : towels , interest ... ;)
Pankaj : Come on man ! stop being such a jerk and enjoy the game .
I hope you enjoyed it too .
