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Sunday, 20 October 2013

The world is at its receiving end

"Shooting Pregnant Women a War Game in Syria: Doctor"
"A teenage girl forced to drink acid and then pushed into the sea "
"Asaram Bapu accused of forcing victims to undergo abortions"

"Pakistani journalist says Kasab was sold to LeT by his parents for Rs.1.5 lakh"
"Modi only shows cinema to people, says Renuka Chaudhary on Kanpur rally "


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Where have we come from , where are we leading to
The world which scientists claim is as mysterious as the black hole
is leading us into a hole filled with sewage and filth
living beings are dying in quench for others blood
where there is no respect for a girl's dignity and decision
her soul is ripped apart in open and yet there is no disagreement
onlookers sympathize as she is forced to drink poison
the devil laughs as her beauty turns into ashes
'What a devil?' says another devil
Why bother ? Blame her culture , oh ya her dress
looked down upon by society
the accused is left open and the justice is done

Flowers of blood have replaced natural beauties
men now wield message of hatred in their hands
humanity has died , veins have stopped pumping blood
men wander in search of blood
mad as they are in their hunger , they cut open a little heart
only to realize that the little life would fetch them nothing
with little or no guilt they laugh over their stupidity
and proceed to their next victim
a lady sitting at the vicinity , lost in her thoughts
smiling as she places her hands on her heart
she can hear two hearts beating simultaneously
but oh ! suddenly everything seemed muddled up
the heart ceased beating and the smile was gone
blood had found a new owner

leaders are fighting wildly for power
the nation as taken a backseat and so have manners
politicians taunt each other in public
making fool of themselves and their parties
democracy has become a game of sanctity
who play on the name of caste and religion
they do not mind spilling blood in their thirst for victory
or spending public's hard earned money for digging gold
transition from being the backbone to a dirty game
politics has now reached a stage where the ploy is all about gain

poverty still has a women's face
struggling to keep alive and feed their younger ones
young mothers forced to sell their future as hunger calls them
wailing babies stare at their helpless mother
searching for the stinky and sweaty tassel

which once provided them with sense of relief and protection
mistaking gun for the lighter , they start blowing it
only to realize that the lighter can burn people's lives
but its too late , they now enjoy blowing it
and cater for the blood it generates

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Sunday, 23 June 2013

Cricket lingo | Sports humour

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Have you ever witnessed an interaction between a cricket lover and a stranger to cricket ? If not , then checkout the funny conversation between Pankaj , a cricket lover and Neal , a stranger to cricket .
                                                  

                                                               Part 1  



Pankaj              :  Yehhhhh LBW !!!

Neal                 :  What ! I thought its a family game

Pankaj              :  Well , it surely is . What made u think it isn't ?

Neal                 :  you said LBW , right ?

Pankaj              :   yeah , so ?

Neal                 :  You mean  the players are allowed to interact with their par tners before the wicket ?

Pankaj              :  What are you saying ?

Neal                 :  hey man ! isn't it love before wicket ? how can they possibly do that in front of a public audience .

Pankaj              :  Ghosh man ! you almost scared me . Its Leg before wicket , a sign of the batsman being  out and hence out of the field .

Neal (smiling)     :  Hell ! you should have told me first .. i had almost imagined the scene :)

Pankaj               :  Give me a break !

Neal                  :  Sure .. By the way what's E ?

Pankaj               :  E refers to economy .. its ..

Neal                  :  I didn't know cricket was such a fair and transparent game

Pankaj               :  What ? I mean Why ?

Neal                  :  All the money matters are discussed on the field . The game's so economical man ! I wonder why people accuse cricketers of being involved into import and export business

Pankaj               :  Give your mind some rest ! Economy means runs allowed per over and who said you that cricketers are involved in import , export business ?

Neal                  :  There were reports of people exporting towels and money to players while players imported them victory

Pankaj               :  That's match fixing man !

Neal  (disgusted):  They fix the match by putting towels in their pants ?

Pankaj               : Yes !

Neal                  :  Ghosh .. i didn't know cricketers were so gay .. and you said cricket was a family game

Pankaj               :  It is and what's gay about them ?

Neal                  :  Come on man ! towels ? What's the need of putting towels into pants unless you are trying to take the batsman to the dressing room ?

Pankaj(irritated):  Shut up you jerk ! what are you thinking ? Match fixing means playing according to directions of the bookies , before you ask me who bookies are .. bokkies are the ones who buy the players ...

Neal                  :  Okay ! but still what has that got to do with towels

Pankaj               :  Hell ! its just a sign to inform the bookie that he is on it .. got it dumb-ass ?

Neal                  :  Well yes !

                                                             Part 2 


Neal (amazed)     :  Hey bro ! i didn't know cricket had a tie with internet

Pankaj                 :  Internet ? Where did that come from ?

Neal                    :  Isn't that IP ? Does cricket too have a protocol ?

Pankaj                 :  No .. its not that protocol ?

Neal                    :  I got your point .. its "Interest Protocol" ! see , i told you they were not straight

Pankaj                 :  Idiot .. IP means " innings played"

Neal                     :  Oh ! Why do they have to relate everything to love , interest , attraction ? Anybody would doubt them

Pankaj                  :  Only idiots like you would do that

Neal                     :  I am not an idiot .. its their fault .. look at this "Short square leg"

Pankaj                  :  So ?

Neal                     : So ? I mean .. why is the commentator interested in the fielder's leg ?

Pankaj                  :  He isn't interested in the fielder's leg , i mean he is but ...

Neal                     :  See , there you go .. the cat is out of the bag .. you agree that they are ...

Pankaj                  :  Oh! give me a break , the commentator in interested in the fielders position

Neal                     :  Damn !

                                              Part 3 


Neal                    :  God! How are u even watching this game ? they are no less then MTV ?

Pankaj                 :  What ? MTV ?

Neal                    :  Yeah man ! see there , they have written 52* , 62* .. i mean , this is supposed to be a family show , how can they just beep the words !

Pankaj :               :  Great ! number followed by an asterix refers to the amount of runs made by the batsman and still being not out

Neal                     :  To hell with you and this game man ! they have such perverted abbreviations for every term .

Pankaj                  :  It isn't the game which is perverted , you are a pervert !

Neal                     :  Whatever man ! i like this game .. shut up and watch it

Pankaj                  :  You are impossible

Neal                     :  But i am not a cricketer , so do not expect anything of that sort from me

Pankaj                  :  means ?

Neal                     :  towels , interest ...  ;)

Pankaj                  :  Come on man ! stop being such a jerk and enjoy the game .


I hope you enjoyed it too .








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