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Friday, 3 May 2013

Narendra modi - The second Iron Man of India

I am back to square one , I thought i was done with Narendra Modi and his stereotypical homour but i was wrong . I was on my way of writing an article on Politics and the only person who came into my mind was Narendra Modi . I wonder if i am hallucinating again . 



Now that i do not have the privilege to choose any other politician , i resume my journey - saga of 'the second Iron man of India'  . While Iron Man 3's verdict is yet to be rendered, Narendra Modi is sure to declare himself the only superhero of India  . This superhero of ours might not wear an iron suit or have blue eyes but is sure to consist of powers much mightier then our vilaiti superheroes , Ra One of course doesn't stand a chance . Robert Downey Jr. , after the release of his movie Iron Man 3 might be enjoying a divine holiday but that's not the same case with our hero . The word 'holiday' has been omitted from his dictionary lest Bharath's yuvraj might become the only yuvraj of India . 

Deemed as a lion , a messiah , his speech constitutes all the crispy components of a real political script ranging from business activities to ladies charisma , this man has truly acquired the skills of Antony ( remember Julius Ceaser) .  Kalavati acquired a special place in his speech , he used her as an arrow to wound its rightful owner while Jassuben served as his royal bow . His ascension would mean defeat of the Congress and most importantly of Mr. Golden Spoon , a name given to Rahul Gandhi by Mr. Narendra Modi . Modest as he is by nature , he denies any usage of strategy for wooing voters . His speech at FICCI was meant to make female voters aware of Congress's agenda and as predicted he managed to win their trust . 

Now that everybody's eyes are on Karnataka elections , neither the Congress nor the BJP is leaving any stone unturned to woo the voters lest the acne on the ruling party BJP's head turns into a scar . Karnataka can be accurately be termed as a real jackpot for both the parties for it persisted Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh to speak . His words are still ringing in my head - Corruption , Communal harmony ... . 

Modi claims to be a clean and efficient leader , often trumping about Gujrat's development which actually has become a thing of past , come up with something new sir . I have heard a lot about Gujrat from its brand ambassador Mr. Amitabh Bachhan who always requests me to visit Gujrat  once , through advertisement of course . 

Modi has done whatever he could to garner crowd and retain BJP's rule in Karnataka . He accused Prime minister of being under 'a siege' and thus silent . He referred to Rahul Gandhi as Mr. Golden spoon and even reminded him of his father Rajiv Gandhi's public statement that every single rupee becomes 15 paise by the time it reaches villages . He questioned the Congress's ability to maintain law and order in the light of attacks on women in various parts of India especially New Delhi . China's intrusion and Sarabjit's death has made things worse for Congress . Only time will decide the fate of two major parties of India - The Congress and The BJP . 
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Thursday, 28 March 2013

Demand of Lazy heads - Rahul Gandhi

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Hello people , How do i introduce myself ? Let me go like this , I am a sleepyhead and i am proud of that . Unlike  few who shun their sleep for work , i prefer my sleep to do my work . You must be wondering why did i even bother to write this trash . Well, for years people has been living in assumption that laziness is an obstruction in the path of development . I totally disagree with them . Laziness can sometimes take you to new heights and our very own youth guru Rahul Gandhi's expletive has proved that .

 
Rahul Gandhi , you are an idol to many people like me who are considered a liability by the society . I hope you come ahead and heed to our demands . It is time the power of laziness is recognized and given its due . I know you are a  busy man , so busy that you do not even have the time to attend parliamentary sessions and debates. I request Mrs. Sonia Gandhi to permit her son to raise his voice against hard work and sleepless nights . We hope to get your due support madam . Grazie .

 
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"Slow and steady  wins the race " , its time the proverb is proved right by changing people's notion regarding slow and steady . Ironically being slow and steady are aftereffects of laziness which can be achieved only by being lazy . It is time we lazy heads showcase our real power and tell the world who we are . 

Halla Bol !


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